KAS News

Some students are like chatterboxes. They babble on and on and do not mind their teachers requests for silence. Other students like to rebel in the classroom. That is bad behavior, really. So what to do with these misfits? There is an easy way to silence every student – use TAPE, broad sticky tape. Cut a strip of some 10 to 15 centimetres depending on the width of the students mouth and seal it tightly! Beware of sealing the nose too for this would result in suffocation – and this we wouldn’t want. We recommend students not to try this themselves. By the Trans-Galactic Law of the Greater Universe only teachers are allowed to silence students.